Wedding does not have to be all formal and serious. It can always be a great way to have fun while celebrating a great union. People often give long and boring formal wishes, so maybe it is time for you to spice things up a little. But first, what is a wedding wish? Usually, it is a way for people to congratulate and bless the union of the bride and groom. These wishes are often made very formally because after all, it is for a very significant event. It is unfitting to use funny wedding wishes for your elders as they are more traditional. Unless you know that they will buy into your joke, you should keep your wish appropriate and formal.

You could use these funny wedding wishes and send them in cards or letters disguised as a formal message. It is a great way to trick your friend into thinking that you are all serious and such. Therefore, you can laugh and remember how you have made your friend’s special day just a bit more special. Although what kind of jokes you should put in depends on your friend, you can take a look at these wishes. Well, you might be inspired to make a new wedding wish.

Funny Wedding Wishes

funny wedding wishes

You got together like two beans in a pod! Joy forever!

There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.

Why marry when jumping in front of a train is easier and faster?! Just kidding! Hope your wedding finds you smiling!

Love is all you need… stick with that crap and you’ll do great!

Congratulations for finally succumbing to life’s biggest myth – a successful marriage.

Married life is like a walk in the park. Jurassic park!

Sincere and loving words at first. Shouting and blaming afterwards.

In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it‘s better to close them!

Now you can eat, drink and get fat, who cares – you’re married!

Congrats on probably not dying alone.

funniest wedding wishes

Bride: “I do!”
Groom: “I do what she says…”

Be sure to pick the most expensive wedding ring so that you can pawn it when a need arises. Happy Wedding!

Marriage means commitment. Of course, it also means insanity. You guys must be truly insane or MADLY in love.

As Bill and Ted said, ‘Be excellent to each other.’

Well done on finding that one person you want to annoy for the rest of your lives.

All marriages are happy. Troubles are caused only by living together.

Start making it a practice to say ‘I do’. You are getting married today! Happy married life.

May your day be extra special and fun – because tomorrow the hard work begins!

Wishing you two lovebirds a lifetime of Netflix binging!

Remember, marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.

Too Funny Wedding Messages

Funny Wedding Messages

As you walk down the aisle, don’t be nervous about saying ‘I do’ because you don’t have a choice anyways. Good luck and congratulations.

I know I am going to have an awesome time attending your wedding because I will be reminded of all the money I will be saving by not getting married. Congratulations.

Love is the sun that initiates emergence of the flower of marriage; soon the lovebirds will draw swords of never-ending war. Love anyway. Best Wishes.

I wish you a nice marriage my dear friend. It is like a beautiful entry into a maze without a point of exit. You have to enjoy every bit of the turns even though it has no end. Happy married life.

I cancelled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free booze was just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.

Couples get a big surprise after getting married because they fail to figure out life’s biggest mystery – when two become one, halved is the fun.

It’s so wonderful seeing you awash with sweet smiles as you sign your marriage contract. I can’t wait to see you wear the same smiles as you sign your annulment papers. Congratulations anyway.

Congratulations my friend, hope this matrimony teaches you how to admit your mistake and shut up when you are wrong. I’ve been looking for a good platform to say this. Happy married life.

No amount of heartfelt congratulatory wishes that I give you on your wedding will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.

Congratulations for embarking on life’s journey called marriage… which is either a two way street between compromise and sacrifice, Or a one way street to divorce!

Are you ready for him? Though he promises to lay down his life for you, after marriage he won’t even lay down his phone to talk to you. Good Luck.

I’m sorry my good friend, it’s too late to run, you’re caught in this trap already. No more night parties, no more strange phone calls, no more secrets. Enjoy your beautiful home. Happy married life.

The only difference between marriage and stupidity is that marriage is expensive while stupidity comes free of cost. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.

You will have moments when you really love each other, then there will be the rest of the time.

As you get married to him, remember that you are exchanging the attention of many men for his inattention.

From the bottom of your heart, accept your life sentence. There is no prison break, even Scofield won’t be able to break you out. Enjoy your Wedding and good luck.

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Hilarious Wedding and Marriage Quotes

Funny Marriage Quotes

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

– Prince Phillip

You don’t marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you.

– Richard Needham

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

– André Maurois

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

– Will Ferrell

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

– Socrates

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

– Tim Allen

The most important four words for a successful marriage: “I’ll do the dishes.”

– Unknown

Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: You have to start over again every morning.

– H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

– Carrie

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

– Catherine Zeta-Jones

There are only three things women need in life: Food, water and compliments.

– Chris Rock

To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you’re wrong, admit it; whenever you’re right, shut up.

– Ogden Nash

If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.

– Miles Davis

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.

– Richard Pryor

Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.

– Zig Ziglar

Funniest Wedding Cards on Etsy

Funny Wedding Cards - ask
Congratulations! No one will ask you when you’re getting married ever again.
Funny Wedding Cards - dogs
Such Grats… Very Wedding… Very Celebrate… Wow… Such Happiness.
Funny Wedding Cards - legend
I don’t always attend weddings… But when I do, I prefer it to be yours.
Funny Wedding Cards - open bar
Thanks for having an open bar!
Funny Wedding Cards - gouda
You two make such a GOUDA couple!
Funny Wedding Cards - trump
You two are a great, great couple… Very special… Very beautiful… Really terrific… Everyone agrees.
Funny Wedding Cards - rude
Rude that you’re getting married before me, But OK.
Funny Wedding Cards - stevie wonder
I don’t see there being a more wonderful couple!
Funny Wedding Cards - taco
They lived TACO-ly ever after.
Funny Wedding Cards - toast
A TOAST to the happy couple!

Funny Wedding Memes

Funny Wedding Memes - coming
The wedding day is coming, my precious!
Funny Wedding Memes - best man
Photographer: Some dust in the background would be perfect.
Best man: Hold my beer.
Funny Wedding Memes - forget
That moment when the best man realizes he forgot the rings.
Funny Wedding Memes - no chance
When you marry the girl your hommies told you you stand no chance with.
Funny Wedding Memes - big spender
We’re starting our lives together. Let’s spend all our money in one day.
Funny Wedding Memes - say what
My face when she asks, “Which floral pattern do you like?”
Funny Wedding Memes - low key
I just want my wedding to be casual and low key.
Funny Wedding Memes - your day
When she thinks it’s only her wedding day but you have to remind her that it’s yours too.
Funny Wedding Memes - simple marriage
Marriage is simple. Your wife does whatever she wants and you do whatever she wants.
Funny Wedding Memes - too young
If you treat your wedding like prom, you’re too young to get married.

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Witty-Silly Marriage Advice for Newlyweds

Funny Marriage Advice

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.

Advice for husband: If at first time you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you!

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to remind him every six months about it.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them; Never be proud of your choices, your wife is one of them.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Five magic words for a successful marriage: I’m sorry, it’s my fault!

If a wife says, “Do what you want”; Do Not Do What You Want! Stand still. Do not blink. Don’t even breathe. Just play dead.

Two golden rules to a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong slap yourself and read rule no. 1 again.

After a month or two you soon realize that wedding rings are basically world’s smallest handcuffs.

Two things are necessary to keep wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.

Never yell at each other, unless the house is on fire. Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

An anniversary lasts a day, but a forgotten anniversary survives the eventual heat death of the universe and into the afterlife.

A man can be the head of the house, but a woman is a neck and she may turn the head any direction she wants!

Don’t think he’s gross if he farts; it’s just going to happen a lot and you have to live with it. And don’t think she’s pathetic just because she obsesses about her skin or nail paint colors. That’s just how men and women are.