As people said, laughing is the best medicine, but what happened when you put that word together with quotes? Quotes usually depicted as a serious wise word with deep meaning said by some famous figures. The figure can be real, but also fictional. The definition of quotes is far beyond that. For instance, there is this called funny inspirational quotes that are meant to be motivational, entertaining and humorous at the same time.
We sometimes see funny inspirational quotes on Instagram or other social media’s alike. Most people would surf the internet to find ones, and then post them online to inspire others or just look for likes. However, there is another way of getting the quotes. It depends on your creativity and things that you have been through. You can make your own and shared it with others. By having your own quote, you will definitely have more faith in yourself because you got the guts to say your opinion. That is a thing that rarely people do. Mostly they took a shortcut by copying from random figures. Well, by standing to your ground and holding your principle in a comical way, you will definitely brighten someone’s gloomy mood. Moreover, people will see you as motivational, funny and outgoing.
Funniest Inspirational Quotes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
– Alan Dundes
We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.
– W. H. Auden
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
– Tom Lehrer
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
– Ethel Barrymore
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.
– Harry Emerson Fosdick
I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.
– Cassandra Duffy
I have to be successful because I like expensive things.
– Lisa Lieberman-Wang
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
– Charles Lamb
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
– Robert Bloch
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.
– Lisa Lieberman-Wang
I can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
– Fred Allen
I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.
– Karan Patel
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
– Justin Sewell
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
– Charles Bukowski
Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.
– Jeffree Star
Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.
Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
– Sam Levenson
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Funny Life Quotes
I don’t have a funny bone in my body; now I know why my surgeon’s bills are so high.
– Rory R. Cuphist
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
– George Carlin
I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It’s just been too intelligent to come here.
– Arthur C. Clarke
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
– Phyllis Diller
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
– Laurell K. Hamilton
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.
– Woody Allen
A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.
– Lucille Ball
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
– Albert Einstein
The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
– Marjorie Pay Hinckley
If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.
– Leo Burnett
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
– Ellen DeGeneres
To get back my youth, I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.
– Oscar Wilde
Short Funny Quotes
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
You can’t shine like a diamond, if you not willing to get cut like a diamond!
– Eric Thomas
Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
– Woody Allen
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
– Robert A. Heinlein
When the past comes knocking, don’t answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
The only time I feel light-hearted is when I’m in a plane at 33,000 feet.
– Robert Rivers
If you can’t answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
– Elbert Hubbard
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers
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Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
– Bob Hope
You will always find something in the last place you look.
– Murphy’s Laws
So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?
Middle age is when you can still do everything you used to do – but you decide you’ll do it tomorrow.
– Dr. Tom Haggai
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
– Robin Williams
I’m sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn’t really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
– George Burns
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
– Cynthia Nelms
I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
– Billy Sunday
If the grass is greener on the other side, consider it fertilized with their crap and move on.
Don’t mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I’d punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn’t lose my job.
Funny Positive Attitude quotes
Women are like teabags. We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water!
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when open.
– Thomas Dewar
I am an optimist. It does not seem to be much use being anything else.
– Winston Churchill
You cannot soar with the eagles as long as you hang out with the turkeys.
– Joel Osteen
Be yourself because people don’t have to like you and you don’t have to care.
Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.
– Kyle Chandler
You want to be a millionaire. But your values system says you believe in sleep more than grinding!
– Eric Thomas
Always think positive. For example: I fell down the stairs today and thought, “Wow! I sure fell down those stairs fast!”
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
– Bill Gates
When I’m sad, I just sing. And then I realize that my voice is worse than my problems.
If you keep telling the same sad small story, you will keep living the same sad small life.
– Jean Houston
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