When you took that picture at that party with your best friend, you might think that it is the funniest picture you’ve ever taken. Moreover, you open social media and decide to upload the picture then face the barrier that many people are stuck on, captions. This might seem a bit exaggerated but it’s actually very true to many people. Writing the right funny friendship quotes for the captions is the most confusing thing to make up because of the many questions that came with it. The words, description, punch line, are few of the many things that people consider when writing it. Making a boring caption not only can ruin the atmosphere the picture capture, but it can also become a wasted opportunity to create entertainment.
When we’re seeing large celebrities and influencers, they always have something to say in their every caption. Whatever they are, they often have the same similarity between one another, memorability. Like your picture, your accompanying caption should be memorable. Either it was from the event you’ve taken the picture in, an inner joke your friend circle has, or something like these funny friendship quotes. With these quotes, you will have a more memorable post that can relate not only with your friends, but also with new people outside your circle.
Funniest Friendship Quotes
We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
– Emilie Saint-Genis
Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
– Mark Twain
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
– Bernard Meltzer
I was an innocent being once… then my best friend came along.
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, “Damn, that was fun.”
– Groucho Marx
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
– Robert Staughton Lynd
God made us best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything you’ll ever need.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
– Aaron Machado
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
– Robert Brault
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
– Guy Endore-Kaiser
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends.
This is by far your worst idea ever… I’ll be there in 15 minutes.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
– Laurence J. Peter
As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly a**hole in a bar.
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
– Anne Lindbergh
Funny Friend Captions for Instagram
Funny cute Friendship Quotes
Best friends: We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke 3 times: Once, when it’s told. Second time, when someone explains it to us. And five minutes later, when we actually get it.
It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought that no one but myself…’
– C.S. Lewis
A friend is one who overlooks your broken fence and admires the flowers in your garden.
Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.
A true friend is hard to find, difficult to leave and impossible to forget.
A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.
That was our friendship: equal parts of irritation and cooperation.
Friends are the most important ingredient in the recipe called life.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
Friends are the sailors who guide your rickety boat safely across the dangerous waters of life.
You’re the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said, “you too” & we decided we’d know each other a long time.
– Brian Andreas
As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.
– Winnie the Pooh
A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again.
A true friend is the only person who never gets tired of listening to your own pointless dramas over and over again.
Short Funny Friendship Quotes
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Only real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it.
When we are together, you are always in charge of my laugh.
You’re my favorite person to be socially awkward with.
I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.
Funny Friendship Day Quotes
Definition of best friend: A person who opens his mouth just to insult you.
I love how we can look at each other and without saying anything, know we are making fun of the same person.
Friendship is really the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
By the way, I am wearing the smile you gave me.
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be best friends.
Good times + crazy friends = Amazing memories
Dear best friend, if you ever feel bad, call me. I promise to sing for you. Then, you can decide what’s worse: your feeling or my singing.
Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. I love you more than a unicorn fart.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside.
Life is too short all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… I’ll laugh at you.
Funny Friendship Quotes from Movies
There’s nothing like the deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for all the right reasons.
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012)
Everyone’s too stupid.
– Enid, Ghost World (2001)
I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!
– Joey, Friends (1994-2004)
Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.
– Karen, Mean Girls (2004)
I’ve literally been here for two hours and I haven’t spoken to anybody. I’m so happy to see you I could murder you.
– Shoshanna, Girls (2012 – Present)
It’s so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
– When Harry Met Sally (1989)
Well, maybe sometimes it’s easier to be mad at the people you trust. Because you know they’ll always love you, no matter what.
– The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005)
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.
– Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
Shrek: Stop singing! No wonder you don’t have any friend.
Donkey: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
– Shrek (2001)
Some people are worth melting for.
– Olaf, Frozen (2013)