Well, birthday happens every year. However, it never reduces the meaning and its importance. Therefore, people always make birthday a special event. There will be various parties and events to hold as a celebration. It becomes expression of gratefulness because there has been great year with abundance of blessing. The celebration is also a moment to make wishes, so the upcoming year can be much better, and there will be many great things to come. If you have person who celebrate the birthday, of course you should give proper wishes. To make it more special, you can also use the funny birthday quotes.
When other people give many kinds of gifts and sweet words, it is fine to have the funny quotes. Even, it can be special since it is different from others. Well, these words cannot be taken lightly. In some occasions, meaningful words can have more precious impression compared to the gifts. So, it is necessary to find good quotes with inspiring meaning. It also applies when you are looking for funny quotes. Related to this, there are some funny birthday quotes to help you. These can be solution when you are still struggling to get good words for the birthday of your special friend.
Funny Happy Birthday Quotes
Don’t let ageing get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!
Cheers on your birthday. One step closer to adult underpants.
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
– Bob Hope
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder. Happy Birthday!
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
– Tom Wilson
One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. Happy birthday!
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
– Golda Meir
Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don’t have to chase it.
– Greg Tamblyn
You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Just wanted to be the first one to wish you happy birthday so I can feel superior to your other well-wishers. So, happy birthday!
You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.
– Irish Saying
Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.
– Kitty Collins
Today is the start of the rest of your life. What? You’re how old. Revise: Today is the start of the oldest part of your life.
The secret to staying young is make up… make up an age, then stick with it!
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
Pamper yourself on your birthday, as in a few years someone will put a damper on your birthday reminding you of your age.
– Byron Pulsifer
You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Your wife say you’re definitely getting better with age. Does that mean you started to take the trash out? Happy Bday.
Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It’s your birthday, just drink whatever’s in the glass!
You’re older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy birthday!
You know you’ve aged when you read events you lived in a history book.
– Will Ferrell
With age, wisdom comes. That’s why I believe you are one of the wisest people.
You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
– Felix Severn
You asked for it. Here is nothing. Happy birthday.
Funny 40th Birthday Quotes
40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things it’s not going to do anymore. Happy Birthday!
The forties are pretty much like the thirties, except it takes longer to recover from a big party. And you start to get more sensible tattoos.
You are 40 now. It’s pointless to resist. Happy Birthday!
Your 40th birthday calls for a major party. Don’t worry. I’ve already alerted your doctor.
– Melanie White
40 Years old: the halfway point between Diapers and Depends.
If you want to feel young on your 40th birthday, just throw your party in an old folks’ home.
– Melanie White
Happy 40th birthday! Life starts here. Treat everything that has happened before today as a dress rehearsal.
Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Remember how excited you were when you turned 5? You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
You know you’re 50 when getting lucky means a short wait in the doctor’s office
At 50, your common sense works much better than your sense of hearing or sight. Happy 50th birthday!
If things get better with age then you’re approaching magnificent
50 is the new 49 with an extra year of experience. Happy 50th Birthday!
There are plenty of good things about being 50. Just ask any 80 year old
Happy 50th birthday! You don’t get old. You get classic.
Funny 30th Birthday Quotes
Welcome to 30! Where every weekend is a baby shower and the hangovers last for two days.
When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.
– Blair Sabol
Happy 30th Birthday! It’s only a myth that your youth officially ends. What’s real is your denial officially begins.
The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old, servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
– Hervey Allen
At 30, the death of your youth deserves a colorful mourning.
Your 30’s will be an exciting time of your life… if you allow it to be. Treating it like a death sentence is no way to live your life.
Happy 29 + 1th Birthday! But seriously, you’re gonna have to come to terms with this eventually.
Funny 60th Birthday Quotes
At 60 years old, your birthday suit requires regular ironing.
The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
Wow, you’re 60! Don’t worry though. That’s only like 11 in cat years. Then again, cats lick their own butt, so what do I know? Happy birthday!
You’re 60? Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.
Happy 60th birthday! Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the heck happened!
Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about turning 60. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!
Being 60 means you can never totally, completely trust your fart.
Funny 21st Birthday Quotes
Happy 21st Birthday! Finally legal to do everything you have been doing since you were 15!
At 16, you can drive. At 21, you can have a cold one. Do both at the same time and your present might not have a future.
– Greg Tamblyn
On our 21st birthday, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; only later we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.
Happy 21st Birthday! By your age, Joan of Arc led France to victory, Jane Austen wrote “Pride and Prejudice”, and Steve Jobs founded Apple. But hey, go you!
Congratulations on your 21st birthday! It just became lawful for you to do the same stupid things you’ve been doing since you were a teenager. It’s just that now you can have some help from a poisonous substance.
21 is the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here.
May your 21st birthday be a night filled with impaired decisions followed by a morning of vomit filled with regrets
Funny Inspirational Birthday Quotes
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
– Oprah Winfrey
People are similar to wine; some of them will turn to vinegar but only the best will improve as they age.
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.
– Liz Smith
We are always the same age inside.
– Gertrude Stein
Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
Those who love deeply never grow old. They may die of old age, but they die young.
– Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wings of time.
– Jean Paul Richter
One of the best things about growing older is the more respect you get from those eons younger than you. I hope you have a lovely birthday, madame.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out’.
– Jerry Seinfeld
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
– Jim Bishop
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
– Franz Kafka
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
– Lauren Hutton
Dressing like teenagers, lying about age – some of the things people do to stay young – but the only secret that works is keeping your heart young.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessing and be happy.
– Abhishek Bachchan
Funny Birthday Quotes for Friends
Happy Birthday, you son of a nice lady who deserves respect!
Happy birthday to my best friend, the one who laughs at my silly jokes and still stands beside me even when I do dumb and stupid things!
Don’t worry, they are not gray hairs, they are wisdom highlights. You just happen to be extremely wise!
They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway.
Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!
You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older?
Dude, today I pronounce you guilty of becoming a year older! You’re hereby sentenced to a life devoid of your youth!
You may be getting older but at least I still look great! Happy birthday best friend!
How do you know you’ve hit middle-age? In preparation for a big sneeze you cross your legs really hard and hope for the best!
Happy birthday to a friend who is lucky to be blessed with the most phenomenal friend in the world! Dang! I envy you!
Funny Birthday Quotes for Brother
Happy birthday bro! May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn farting rainbows!
For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older. Happy Birthday, brother!
Bro, you are so busted when I starting spilling your secrets. Better share that cake. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was mom who did all the hard work.
As the true and good-hearted brother that I am, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age.
Happy birthday brother. When I see you, I see a man growing old with no purpose and zero wisdom. A lot of good wishes to you anyway!
Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy birthday!
I know that I’ve been a role model to you for your entire life, so on your birthday I just want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday, little bro!
You don’t need a mathematical equation to prove you are ugly, just use your common sense and check our family photos. Happy birthday!
No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you bro! Have a brilliant birthday!
Funny Birthday Quotes for Sister
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world!
Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your younger sister! May this year be your best year yet!
Happy birthday, Sis! Now that we’re older, I’ve come to realize that you’re not half as evil as I thought!
Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!
Usually, wisdom comes along with age. It looks like you haven’t reached that age yet, so celebrate your birthday as crazy as it is possible! Happy birthday, sister!
Happy Birthday! I hope your day is as amazing and fun as I am. Good luck with that!
Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!
It’s freezing today, and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!
Here’s the most heartfelt wishes for an incredible sister who never fails to annoy and yet surprise me every time. Happy Birthday!