Celebrating anniversary becomes good moment to spend with your partner. It may happen every year, but it is something special. There are always different things to celebrate although it happens in the same date. In this moment, you and your partner can recall all memories, and you can strengthen your partner for the upcoming days. Then, all of these things will make the celebration so special. When you want to make it perfect, you can find the best anniversary quotes. To make it different from the other celebration, you can have funny anniversary quotes.
There is nothing wrong about the funny quotes for anniversary. Having romantic and sweet quotes are too common and sometimes these will only become boring words to share. When you have funny quotes, these can be great sources of happiness in the special day. You and your partner can laugh together while enjoying the moments and sharing the feeling. In case you have difficulties in finding the funny quotes, this page will give you what you need. There are some great funny anniversary quotes. Even, the quotes are available with suitable pictures, so these will be perfect part of your anniversary celebration. What you need to do is to find good quotes to share, and get ready to have a nice moment of anniversary.
Funniest Anniversary Quotes
A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.
I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!
On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to “Death do us part”
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.
I’ve been crazy. I’ve been a fool. I’ve done things out of control. So I’m really wondering why you’re still with e. Probably because you’re just like me. Happy Anniversary!
Happy Anniversary! So thankful we survived. I’m certain no one else could have put up with your shenanigans and my awesomeness.
You have me, so I don’t know what else you could wish for. But knock yourself out.
Three kids, two love birds and one mortgage. We’re in this together. Love ya!
On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future. Happy Anniversary!
Here’s to another year of my not smothering you with a pillow while you sleep.
Happy anniversary! We’ve been through a lot and most of it was your fault.
A toast to making it another year of successfully pretending that we know what we’re doing!
Well, we made it! Another year without one of us either ending up dead or in jail. I call that a win. Happy Anniversary!
I’m so privileged that you chose me to be the special woman in your life who will forever have the honor of picking up your socks and washing your underwear.
After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my desire to be single.
If I had to choose to do it all over again I would marry you again… I’m not so sure about having the kids though.
I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me.
After all these years, I cannot believe how much I’m still not sick of you. Happy Anniversary, Hubby!
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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Couples
Holy crap! You guys are still married? Who would have known? So, Happy Anniversary, I guess. I’m happy for both of you!
Happy Anniversary to a couple of people who probably shouldn’t have gotten married, but somehow have made it work all these years.
You want your marriage to last until the end of time? Get one bathroom for each of you. Never use the same one!
If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!
Other couples should learn a thing or two about how to be a couple from me and you, including how you want to kill each other but still manage to keep it civil in public.
If two people love each other, nothing is impossible. Except deciding where to eat.
It’s pretty awesome that you two have been together for this long. You must be doing this marriage stuff right. Happy Anniversary!
If one of you ever think your marriage is not perfect, remember this: a good marriage would only be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. You don’t want either of you to be blind or deaf, do you?
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing… she goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
– Henry Youngman
Other people may look at it as chaos, but I hope you two still think it’s a proper married life. Happy Anniversary to you both!
When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tell you everything you need to know about marriage.
– Katharine Hepburn
Happy Anniversary, guys! Just imagine your marriage in real life was as functional as you make it appear on Facebook!
Funny Wedding Anniversary Poems
Dresses were bought,
Prices were silly,
This is not how I was taught!
But, Oh, how wonderful it will be!
I thought and thought,
with endless glee
Will he open wine we just bought?
Or go down on one knee?
Perhaps he forgot
No, no, silly me!
He must be out,
buying me a daisy
Yes, he is always distraught,
striving to be right for me,
little did I know, he forgot
by Amanda (France)
The dog threw up, the kids are ill.
Our bank account is almost nil.
The laundry’s stacked up in a pile,
And still I know I have to smile.
Although our life might look like blight,
I get to be with you each night.
It may be tough, that much is true.
But still I love my life with you.
by Denise Rodgers
The Anniversary, what does it mean?
Is it a fine and wonderful thing?
Is it a time to review and think
What you have done and, sometimes, to sink…
Please send it to hell…
Don’t be so sappy!
Don’t hassle yourself
And just live and be happy!
by Elena Melkumova
You have a gift that’s sweet and rare.
It’s just that you’re a perfect pair.
The years go by with no regret
Because you are a perfect set.
What matter if this thought is sappy?
So long as both of you are happy.
by Denise Rodgers
We met each other in a bar,
Your handsome smile and funny charm,
Made me believe you were the one,
We bought some drinks and had some fun,
But I still wonder: was I right?
Going with you on that happy night?
I’ll never know but what is clear
My one true love is always here
I stand by my decision that day
And hope that you may think the same
Old and crinkly we may be
We’re still united for eternity.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Parents
Happy Anniversary to a couple whose love and devotion after so many years continues to freak the hell out of everyone!
Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad! Here’s to another year of Mom using Dad’s snoring as an excuse to have that big bed all to herself.
You’ve been together so long you be granted an honorary P.H.D in EACH OTHER. Happy anniversary.
Happy Anniversary to the coolest parents in the world!
Congrats on 37th years of marriage, two wonderful daughters and no arrest record to show for it. Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad!
They say marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. I like how Dad totally understands that.
Happy 40th Anniversary to my parents. In some countries, that’s two consecutive life sentences!
Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad! After all these years, you still haven’t killed each other. That’s what love is all about!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. But, whatever you two are doing is working. Stay happy and happy anniversary.
Happy Anniversary to a great couple who have the honor of being my parents.
Happy anniversary to a couple whose age difference is much less creepy now. You are still my favorite parents!
You still behave like newlyweds, I like that. Happy anniversary!
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Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife
I will always love you even after we’re old and wrinkly. Happy Anniversary!
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.
– John Moore
Happy Anniversary! I can’t believe we haven’t stabbed each other yet.
Today we celebrate your most difficult accomplishment, staying married to me all these years.
Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.
Happy anniversary from someone that you’re probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.
Now if I can just remember your birthday too! Happy Anniversary.
It would be hard to imagine a life without you; laundry, cooking and cleaning don’t just happen by themselves. Happy Anniversary!
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Husband
Roses are red, Balls can get blue.
But maybe tonight I’ll take care of you.
All of these years you’ve heard me nag.
But on this day, I’m going to brag.
It’s a very special day in our life once again. I want to remind you that you are really lucky to have me in your life. I feel lucky too because you are stupid but obedient!
To my lucky husband who has the most amazing, beautiful, intelligent wife. Happy Anniversary!
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband!
It’s an irony! I love you a lot but at the same time, I want to kill you. So, I have been trying to find a way to kill you with love. Happy anniversary!
Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, looking at you still sleeping by my side, I say to myself, “Damn, he’s lucky!” Happy Anniversary, Honey!
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
Thanks for knowing that your wife is always right, you are a keeper! Happy Anniversary, hubby.
Happy Anniversary! You’re still my favorite husband… So far.
I always wake up smiling, I think it’s your fault.
I want you to stay with me for the rest of my life because I really need someone to yell at every now and then. I love you a lot! Happy anniversary!
Funny Wedding Quotes
Marriage (noun): An endless sleepover with your favorite weirdo.
Marriage is like vitamins: We supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
– Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash.
– Dr. Joyce Brothers
Marriage tip #46: Your wife won’t start an argument with you if you’re cleaning.
Love is a lot like a backache; It doesn’t show up on X-Rays, But you know it’s there.
– George Burns
I promise not to keep score, even if I am totally winning.
Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature.
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel; they get to know each other better.
– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; If you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.”
A true soul mate is probably the most important person you’ll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake.
– Elizabeth Gilbert
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Funny Anniversary Captions
This year, I laughed a little harder, cried a little less, and smiled a lot more, because of you.
Screw flirting! I’m going to win you over with my awkwardness.
Even though your snoring drives me crazy, I wouldn’t pick anyone else in the world to share my bed with.
Congratulations on another year of losing arguments to me.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
I just want you to know, that when I picture myself happy, it’s with you.
Thinking of my life without you makes me think of a calm life. But that would be so boring. Happy Anniversary!
Sometimes, I just wonder and think about how you manage to look cute all the time.
Let us continue to grow old together. Happy Anniversary!
We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
There’s nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.
You are happy to my ending. Happy Anniversary.
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends
Start blowing up the balloons because we are about to pop open a bottle of champagne to celebrate the anniversary of one of the happiest couples that I know.
A day of loving, A week of quarrel, A month of war, A year of marriage, Happy Anniversary dear friend!
Love is like a war between two battling armies – easy to begin; but difficult to end. Happy Anniversary anyways!
Congratulations! Cheer’s to another year of suffering and misery. Happy Anniversary!
A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time. Happy anniversary!
Five years of marriage! I have shoes older than that! No, really, happy anniversary.
Anniversaries are the perfect time to enjoy good food, romance, and sex. Happy anniversary to the sweetest couple!
The wrinkles on your faces are not signs of how much you have aged, but how beautifully your marriage has survived the test of time. Happy anniversary.
Defying the long odds, you two have stayed married for another year. Who would’ve guessed? Just kidding, hope you find time to celebrate in a big way!
Love means commitment. Of course, so do most mental illnesses! Wishing you a Happy Anniversary
Being married is like being in a battlefield. You have to always prepare yourself for the war. Happy Anniversary though!
Cupid’s arrow was a bullseye when you two came together. Happy Anniversary!