When people make a bad joke, you thought that they didn’t put enough effort into making it funny. But really, it is the most thought of thing ever, since it is not as simple as remarking a simple punchline from a TV series. Cheesy jokes are so popularly used. Back then when letter adverts are popular, there are so many of them going around. The phrase “corny” even derived from unfunny corn ads that tried to make their boring corn-based product interesting to people they are advertising. As the early seeds of bad jokes, now it sprouted into many creative lines, such as the ones in this article.
Now, after unnecessarily learning about how cheesy jokes are considered funny and important, you will think that these jokes are even unfunny. Well, you are not wrong but it is still a fun thing to spurt around randomly when gathering with friends or family. Even the stiffest and rational brains couldn’t resist not making a single bad joke when trying to break the ice. Well, these jokes are the ones that become the icing on the cake out of many short punchlines you get nowadays. So, now is the time for you to make your friends endure these jokes and hopefully, you don’t get kicked out of the group.
Best Cheesy Jokes
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Mike: Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars!
Spike: The cops are working on it, tirelessly.
Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a cast.
What did the judge say to the dentist?
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Why isn’t the leopard good at playing hide & seek?
Because he’s always spotted.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Q: How does the solar system organize a party?
A: They planet!
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton?
You’re under a vest.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Because they don’t meet the koalafications.
What’s the name for a cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho (Not Your) Cheese.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.
Q: What kind of personality did the dead man have?
A: He gave you the cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
Which month do soldiers hate most?
Why didn’t Cinderella make the high school soccer team?
Because she was always running away from the ball.
What do you call bees that produce milk?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn’t pay my electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Why did the man put money in his freezer?
He wanted some cold hard cash!
Have you heard that there’s a new restaurant on the moon?
It has great food, but zero atmosphere.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack
What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed.
What do you call an alligator detective?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
What do prisoners use to talk to one another?
How does a squid go into battle?
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Cheesy Jokes for Her
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
What did one boat say to the other?
Are you up for a little row-mance?
Do you have a pencil?
Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you.
Can I follow you home?
Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You’re like a dictionary.
You add meaning to my life.
How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
Are you a magician?
Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Do you like Star Wars?
Because Yoda only one for me!
Cheesy Jokes for Him
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big.
Even if there wasn’t any gravity on Earth,
I would still fall for you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
I’m Pauline in love with you more and more each day.
What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.
Did your license get suspended?
Because you drive me crazy all the time.
You can fall from the sky and you can fall from a tree,
but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.
I think you are suffering,
From a lack of vitamin me.
Are you going to kiss me?
Or do I have to lie to my diary?
You are like dandruff,
Because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
Me: I love you.
You: Is that you or the wine talking?
Me: It’s me talking to the wine.
Funny Corny Puns
Why was the little strawberry crying?
His mom was in a jam.
When everything is coming your way,
You’re in the wrong lane
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
Why do eggs hate jokes?
The answer cracks them up!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind,
It’s too cheesy.
What do cows most like to read?
England doesn’t have a kidney bank,
But it does have a Liverpool
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Every soccer player’s favorite beverage?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s very time consuming.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Who do you call when the ocean needs a little cleaning?
A mermaid, of course.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Hal: How did you get hit on the head with a book?
Sal: I only have my shelf to blame.
What did syrup say to the waffle?
I love you a waffle lot!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What should you do if you’re cold?
Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
His mummy, of course.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
What did the volcano say to his wife?
I lava you.
Coffee has a rough time in our house.
It gets mugged every single morning!
He drove his expensive car into a tree,
And found out how the Mercedes bends.
Towels can’t tell jokes.
They have a dry sense of humor.
Why don’t skeletons watch scary movies?
They just don’t have the guts.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
But none of them work.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m.
I’m not really a mourning person.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down!
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period.
It marks the end of his sentence.
How was Rome split in two?
With a pair of Caesars.
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Cheesy Christmas Jokes
What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Why does Snoop Dog love giving gifts?
He’s really good at wrapping!
How long are an elf’s legs?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What kind of Christmas carols do you sing to fruit?
Have Yourself a Berry Little Christmas
Why don’t penguins fly?
Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack!
What is the wettest kind of animal in Santa’s workshop?
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?